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What kind of weird city is Austin? The kind where people gather like it’s a major music festival just to watch 1.5 million bats take off from the Congress Avenue Bridge. The bats are just doing their thing while the humans stare in awe like it's the grand finale at ACL.
Planning to attend Eeyore's Birthday Party? Then engage in a serious breakfast taco debate at Juan in a Million—because in Austin, tortilla loyalty is more intense than college football rivalries. MitWellness is right at home in Austin—where keeping it weird is a way of life. Whatever your plans, our products blend right into the city's unique rhythm, keeping the weirdness flowing in all the best ways.
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Unit price perAustin doesn't just tolerate the unique—it thrives on it. Kratom is equally strange, equally remarkable, and fits into the city's chaotic beauty. Whether you're an artist, a start-up founder, or just a mere mortal trying to survive another SXSW, our products might help you embrace that balance among chaos. Let's dive into why Kratom and Austin are the city's newest power couple.
Yes! In Austin, anyone 21 or older can legally buy kratom. No secret handshakes, no underground dealings—just kratom, fitting right into the city's love for all things alternative. But laws change faster than the music lineup at Stubb’s BBQ, so always double-check to stay updated.
We get it—you don’t want to be that guy explaining to a cop, "It’s just kratom, bro," while holding a brown bag like it’s some forbidden treasure. Stay informed, stay legal, and, most importantly, keep Austin weird (without the legal headaches).
This city thrives on unpredictability. From a grackle stealing your tacos at Veracruz to a guy in a whole banana suit drumming on a bucket at the corner of Guadalupe, you never know what's coming next. Maybe MitWellness will help you roll with the chaos, enjoy the quirks, and fully embrace the beautiful absurdity that is Austin, Texas.
Because here, normal is overrated—and the weirder you get, the more you fit right in. So lean in, loosen up, and let Austin do its thing.